Guys can be very very funny most times especially when Konji mode is activated
Take it or leave it, Sex with condom is not as sweet when compared with Flesh to Flesh but at least it puts us clear off many sexually transmitted diseases.
However, sometimes, guys are not interested in using Condom and the excuses they give for not wanting to use the Condom will make you laugh out your eyes.
Below are some of the excuses guys give to their partner below:-
1. No Condom Size For My Thing
When they start telling you their machinery is too big and they can’t find their condom size.
Alaye will you keep shut Bloody liar.
2. Let Me Just Put This Tip
When they start telling you they just want to put the tip and not the whole machine.
How is that even possible? Baby, I don’t want to use condom, let me just put the tip.. I promise I won’t but everything inside
Because they gave birth to me yesterday abi?
3. They Started Telling You How Unreliable Condoms Are
They starts giving you lecture on how condoms normally break during the Match.
Since it breaks always, so why use it then? Let’s do it like that jare!
4. They Tell You Not To Worry Because They Won’t Cum Inside
They tell you that their pull out game is bengdendendeng so you don’t have to worry about anything.
They promise to pull out when they are about to cum, so you don’t have to be afriad because they are not using the Condom.
5. They Tell You Condom Won’t Make The Thing Sweet
Guys can be very funny, they tell you how flesh to flesh sex can be sweeter than using condom.
Alaye we know but still use it
6. When They Say The Condoms They See Around Don’t Feel Nice
That’s now your business o.
If you can’t get the good one in Ibadan, you can trek to Osogbo or go to Lagos to get a better one. I will be here waiting for you
7. When They Start Saying They Will Be Done Before Any STD Attacks
Some guys are desperate. They promise to cum fast before the STD virus attacks
How is that even possible? Bros, I bow for you ooo. Konji issa bastard
8. They Start Vexing When A Babe Thinks Like They Have STD
Guys be like, So you think I have disease abi? Can’t you see how fresh I am?
And then the babe be like.. Bros, HIV no dey show for face. Go and get a condom else no Sex
Say NO to Unprotected Sex, HIV/AIDS is Real.
Source:- Kraks TV